I really am terrible. After noticing the book in the photo to your left in the local used book store, I couldn’t help but picture Jesus crossed with a Borg from Star Trek. So, then I took 15 minutes to throw an atrocious Photoshop together to make my juvenile fantasy reality. And, since the Internet is a thing, I get to share it with all of you.
Oh, and of course I used Buddy Christ, because that is the best depiction of Jesus ever created.