What better way to spend a Monday off then a tiger hunt in the majestic forests of Hinckley Ohio? I gathered up my gear bags, met up with my friends and set out into the untamed wilds in search of our quarry.
After hours of combating the elements, we finally closed in on the illusive beast.
However, the scoundrel proved to be more resilient than we imagined! The rifle was not enough to fell the creature, and it came to attack us. With unholy speed and strength, it leapt trough the air and savagely took down the leader of our expedition!
Fortunately, our loyal guide was ready with her bow. Primitive, but effective in stalling the fearsome tiger.
Long enough for our expedition leader to thump the villainous monster square in the maw!
And with that final blow, the horrid beast was slain! Never again would it menace the forest, preying on innocent hunters!
Victorious, we had hauled our well-won quarry back to camp.
Once we got our trophy back to camp, we lashed it to our car so that it could be taken home for a proper stuffing and mount.
It will sit proudly in the study, under which we may sip scotch, smoke pipes, and twirl our mustaches. Truly, this is a tale we will all tell for years to come.